January 2012
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Anonymous asked: HE WENT TO YOUR HOUSE? don't you live hella far? lol
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I really hate to be the one complaining about this
But I really needed to go to school this week to raise my grades since second semester is only a week or two away!
Idk if you follow me or not
But you’re kind of grossing me out.
I recommend you keep your private life a little more private. Once something’s on the internet, it’s never going to go away. Plus, that’s fuckin grimey and not at all classy.
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Makin’ good love
Anonymous asked: You fill in your eyebrows right? Mind making a tutorial? :)
Anonymous asked: are you 18 or over 18? :)
Washington is the only place you'll experience all...
Observations I've made about guys in my 6th period...
They all believe Hitler was a good man
They all love butt sex
They all love taking mirror pictures (often lifting their shirts and showing off their non-existent abs)
They all obviously don’t know how to do their own work
Most believe that mentally retarded people shall be sterilized
They think Drake is like Jesus
They believe J. Cole is all for Illuminati
So yeah, I cannot wait...
Anthony: OMG when I was little, I carried my cats in plastic bags...
me: hey darlin welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
Anonymous asked: slut
One time, I called a guy in my 6th period "bro"
and he started texting me everyday saying:
hi sis
wat are you doing sis
hey sis wat u doing
sis
hi sis
hey sis do we have homework
LIKE I AM NOT YOUR SIS!!!!!!!!!
iCarly is so inappropriate
I’m watching this episode: “iStill Psycho”
This girl just held Carly, Sam, Freddie, Gibby, and Spencer hostage
This girl practically raped Freddie while Carly, Sam, and her mom watched
They are fighting with swords and punching each other and shit
The Dad yelled at Freddie to pin the tail on the girl’s ass
This is just not okay!!!!! I feel sorry for kids these days....
You always have to go through the worst, in order...
even when I'm super duper tired,
all I want to do at the end of the day is talk to you.
That is all.
Anonymous asked: Where did you get your theme from?
Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must...
omgitslingling:
“What are you doing to my face?”
“Just trust me on this one”
The "*NSync Radio" on Pandora is ma ish
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